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An Interactive, Social Media Dining Experience.
AUSTIN • SAN ANTONIO • HOUSTON • DALLAS
and all the cities in between!
The Culinary Misfits Experience
Culinary Misfits isn’t just about feeding you — we’re about creating a night worth remembering (and rewatching). Here’s how it goes down: we shop, we cook in your kitchen, we serve you and your crew, we clean up — and we film the whole thing for Instagram and YouTube. Your dinner party becomes content, and you and your guests are the stars.
NOTE: Filming your dinner is what allows us to keep the price down. Our pricing is not typical.
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THE DETAILS
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Shopping & Prep: Your chef handles all the shopping and prep work, sourcing high-quality ingredients so you don’t have to worry about a thing.
Cooking & Service: On the day of your dinner, your chef arrives at your home, prepare each dish in your kitchen, and serve it beautifully plated or family-style.
Clean Up: Once the last bite is enjoyed, your kitchen will be spotless — no dishes left behind, just happy guests.
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Invite Your Guests: Decide who’s at the table. Whether it’s 6 or 20 people, you set the guest list.
Provide Table & Settings: You’ll provide the table, chairs, place settings, and glassware for your guests.
Set the Table: Arrange the table as you’d like — formal or casual, simple or dressed up.
Enjoy the Experience: That’s it. No stress, no hassle. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the evening with your guests.
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Three-Course Dinner
$400 minimum for 2 to 6 guests
$50 per person thereafter
2-8 guests will be served plated
9+ guests will be served family style
Four-Course Dinner
$480 minimum for 2 to 6 guests
$60 per person thereafter
2-8 guests will be served plated
9+ guests will be served family style
Travel fees:
San Antonio & Hill Country $75
Houston & Dallas $125
Choosing Your Courses
You can mix and match courses however you’d like — just remember there’s only one entrée per person. Entrée proteins can be swapped (chicken for steak, steak for pork, etc.), but everything else stays the same.Examples:
3-Course Dinner:
Two appetizers + one entrée
One appetizer + one entrée + one dessert
4-Course Dinner:
Two appetizers + one entrée + one dessert
Two appetizers + one salad + one entrée
One appetizer + one salad + one entrée + one dessert
DON’T WANT TO BE FILMED? NO PROBLEM.
$75 per person will be added to your final bill.
MENU
Small Bites & Salads
Italian Braised Beef & Red Wine Meatballs – Slow-braised beef meatballs, rich tomato-red wine sauce, Parmesan, basil.
Traditional Italian Bruschetta – Grilled ciabatta, garlic-rubbed, topped with marinated tomatoes, basil, extra-virgin olive oil, and balsamic drizzle.
Crispy Polenta Cakes – Roasted cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, balsamic glaze, Parmesan crisp.
Spicy Salmon Crispy Rice – Sushi-grade salmon, spicy mayo, scallions, sesame, over crispy rice squares. (+$5/pp.)
Mexican-Inspired Shrimp Skewers – Chili-lime shrimp skewers with avocado-lime dip (+$5/pp.)
Mini Crab Cakes with Chipotle Aioli – Bite-sized crab cakes with a crispy crust and spicy chipotle aioli (+$5/pp.)
Pulled Pork Asian Bao Buns – Steamed bao filled with tender pulled pork, hoisin glaze, and pickled vegetables. (+$5/pp.)
Shaved Fennel & Citrus Salad – Olive oil, cracked pepper, shaved Parmesan.
Caprese Salad – Heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil, balsamic reduction.
Steakhouse Wedge Salad – Crisp iceberg, blue cheese dressing, crispy bacon, tomato, pickled red onion.
Entrées
Braised Beef Short Ribs
Red Wine Braised – Classic French-style short rib in a rich demi-glace.
Korean Sweet Soy – Gochujang-braised short rib with sesame finish.
Chipotle Adobo – Smoky, spicy braised short rib with a hint of lime.
ROASTED CHICKEN
Garlic & Herb Roasted – Classic whole roasted chicken with garlic, thyme, rosemary, and a rich pan jus.
Chipotle-Lime Roasted – Smoky, spicy roasted chicken finished with fresh lime and cilantro.
Sweet Soy Glazed – Sticky roasted chicken lacquered with a soy, brown sugar, and ginger glaze, finished with scallions and sesame.
Flat Iron Steak
Chimichurri – Garlic-herb sauce, bright and zesty.
Steak Frites – Finished with Parmesan-truffle butter.
Steak Diane – Pan-seared steak with a mushroom-brandy sauce.
Roasted Garlic & Herb Butter Flat Iron – Simple and rich, topped with compound butter.
Salmon
Blackened Salmon Tostada – Refried bean purée, jicama-lime slaw, avocado crema.
Miso-Glazed Salmon – Savory-sweet glaze, sesame finish.
Maple-Dijon Roasted Salmon – Slightly sweet and tangy, perfect for cooler months.
Pistachio-Crusted Salmon – Finished with honey-balsamic glaze.
Chef’s Entrées
Sous Vide Pork Chop – Finished with apple pie butter for a sweet-savory note.
Pan-Seared Scallops – Served with cauliflower purée, roasted delicata squash, and brown butter-sage drizzle. +10/pp.
Sous Vide Filet – Choice of peppercorn cream, red wine demi, or blue cheese butter. +10/pp.
À la Carte Sides
Includes one side. Additional side $5/side per person
Creamy Whipped Mashed Potatoes
Three-Cheese Mac & Cheese
Truffle Parmesan Fries
Crushed Potatoes with Parmesan & Truffle
Creamed Spinach with Shallot & Nutmeg
Charred Brussels Sprouts with Calabrian Chili Honey
Maple-Glazed Heirloom Carrots with Thyme
Crispy Smashed Fingerling Potatoes with Garlic Mojo
Roasted Delicata Squash with Brown Butter and Sage
Balsamic-Roasted Beets with Goat Cheese & Pistachio
Potato Gratin – Thinly sliced, baked with cream and Gruyère.
Shaved Brussels & Kale Slaw – Apple cider vinaigrette, toasted pepitas.
DESSERTS
Key Lime Pie – Tangy key lime custard in a buttery graham cracker crust, topped with lightly whipped cream and lime zest.
Caramel Budino – Silky caramel custard layered with salted caramel sauce and finished with a dollop of whipped cream and sea salt.
Lemon Cheesecake with Raspberry Coulis – Creamy lemon-infused cheesecake drizzled with tart raspberry coulis and garnished with fresh berries.
Triple Chocolate Cupcakes – Moist chocolate cupcakes filled with rich chocolate ganache, topped with chocolate buttercream and chocolate shavings.
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